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Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (Sorry)!

Fri 10 Apr 2026

About Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (Sorry)!

Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heart-warming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.

Award-winning duo Paul and Laura come to The Nest! Following the Brighton Fringe Audience Choice Award win for My Heart is a Spark, they bring this joy-filled, tongue-in-cheek romp through the perils of trying too hard to be liked. If you’re meeting them for the first time, all us people pleasers have asked the same question at some point: what would you do if you stopped caring what others think?

Expect music, some structured learning about sexiness and edginess, and two inner 12-year-olds embracing carefree nonchalance. Inviting “surprise and delight” and “beautifully poignant moments,” this sell-out show, now nominated for the OffFest Theatre Festival Awards, will bring laughter, fun and the inspiration to embrace who you truly are.

This is really the funniest and most touching, heart-warming, joyful, life affirming and inspiring show

Brighton Source

A photo of two people (Laura and Paul) on stage. Laura is shorter than Paul has shoulder length brown hair with a blonde quiff, she is wearing a black top and black leather jacket and making a gesture motioning towards herself. Paul stands next to her also dressed all in black.
An image of two performers on stage (Laura and Paul). They both look like they are doing a dance move of an arm wave in front of a projector.

About the production

This production contains strong language, strobe and flashing lights. 


Prices & info

General admission | £12

Access tickets

Access tickets may be available for Access Members. Select the relevant Access tickets in the basket to receive your discount (where applicable). 

Prologue £5 tickets

£5 Prologue tickets may be available to Prologue members aged 16-30. Please note you will be required to bring ID with you to the event.

Groups

You can book up to ten tickets online. Want to book more? Email groups@cft.org.uk 

Only one reduction applies per ticket, and all discounts are subject to availability and at the discretion of the Box Office. ID may be required for certain discounts.

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Venue

The Nest£12
Age Guidance
Ages 14+
Running time
1 hour 10 minutes
Age Guidance
Ages 14+
Running time
1 hour 10 minutes
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Contact Details

Call: 01243 781312 Email: hello@cft.org.uk
The Nest at Chichester Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park, Chichester, PO19 6AP


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