Fiona Allen: White Lies
RBM Presents
About Fiona Allen: White Lies
Rich, humorous storytelling
Entertainment Now
Fiona Allen from the Emmy award-winning show Smack the Pony is back on tour with her new critically acclaimed show White Lies. Fiona needs a perfect lie to avoid her pet hate of social gatherings. Running out of time and patience she encounters every obstacle a day can throw at her. It all threatens to derail her quest to find the perfect lie. She must confront her worst fear: her neighbour’s party. It's a fate worse than death and the clock is ticking. She's going to have to war-game it. Honestly.
As seen on hit tv shows such as Eastenders, Death in Paradise, Skins, Casualty, Mock the Week, Fat Slags, Waterloo Road and Shameless.
Exceptionally funny woman
The Skinny
About the production
While we do our best to provide relevant info for audiences, shows in The Nest are often new or still in development and therefore content can change.
If you have questions or would like further information, drop us a line at hello@cft.org.uk
Prices & info
General admission | £18
Access tickets
Access tickets may be available for Access Members. Select the relevant Access tickets in the basket to receive your discount (where applicable).
Prologue £5 tickets
£5 Prologue tickets may be available to Prologue members aged 16-30. Please note you will be required to bring ID with you to the event.
Groups
You can book up to ten tickets online. Want to book more? Email groups@cft.org.uk
Only one reduction applies per ticket, and all discounts are subject to availability and at the discretion of the Box Office. ID may be required for certain discounts.
Your visit
The Nest is our new venue - you'll find us between the Festival Theatre and Northgate Car Park amongst the trees on the CFT site. The Nest has 120 seats which are unreserved, general admission - so get here early if you want your pick of the seats!
There is an entry ramp leading to The Nest from the walkway of the CFT site and we have two wheelchair spaces in The Nest. We have an accessible toilet with baby changing facilities, and one other toilet - you're also welcome to pop across the road to the Minerva Theatre and use the toilets there too.
We have a bar at The Nest which opens 45 minutes before the show starts so you can grab a drink before heading in. The bar is located in our small but perfectly formed front of house space which is open to the elements, we also have some seats and tables on our outdoor decking space when the weather allows.
Looking for a bite to eat? You can grab food from other outlets on the CFT site, some do require booking, head to this page for more information about what's on offer at CFT and the opening times.
We're tight on space at The Nest and don't have a cloakroom or space for luggage or big bags, so please pack light.
If you have any queries during your visit please do speak to one of our friendly Front of House staff.
Getting here
If you're walking, driving, taking the train, catching a bus or hopping on your bike, we're easy to find. Search for Chichester Festival Theatre (CFT) to find us.
Coming by public transport?
To plan your journey from door to door on public transport visit traveline.info for the quickest route.
Rail
Chichester Station is a 20 minute walk or a 5 minute taxi ride away, with regular direct links to London Victoria, Brighton, Portsmouth, Southampton, and Gatwick Airport. Connect to London Waterloo trains at nearby Havant. Visit nationalrail.co.uk or call 08457 484950 for timetables, restricted services and other details.
Walking directions from the station (20 minute walk):
Head out of the main entrance towards The Foundry Pub, walk past the pub with it on your left and straight up South Street until you come to The Cross (stone monument) which indicates an intersection of four streets. Continue straight ahead up North Street. At the top of North Street is a ring road, take the pedestrian underpass to North Gate Car Park and continue through the car park to reach The Nest on the far side.
Bus
The number 60 Stagecoach bus stops near the Theatre. Visit the Stagecoach website for more information.
Cycling?
We're linked to the city’s cycle lane network and our bike park can hold 26 bicycles. It's right next to the Pimlott Building by the park, just off the Theatre’s access road. chichester.gov.uk/cycling
Car-pooling with friends?
The M27 and A27 run along the coast, linking Hampshire, Sussex and Kent. The M3, A3, A29, A259 and A24 connect Portsmouth, Southampton, Mid-Sussex and London. Use the map above for directions to Chichester Festival Theatre. It's also worth looking out for scheduled roadworks on the West Sussex Council website.
We'd encourage you to think green and minimise car travel where possible but recognise that driving may be your only travel option. If so, you have the option to carbon-offset your journey for £1, when booking your tickets. This £1 goes directly to Ecologi to support carbon-offsetting projects and international tree-planting programmes. Read more about this partnership here.
Parking
Northgate Car Park (PO19 6AA) is a 900-space council-run pay and display car park right on our doorstep, which charges from 8am until 8pm Monday - Saturday and 10am until 5pm on Sundays. You can pay by cash, card and contactless and the MiPermit app - chichester.gov.uk/mipermit
As we're so conveniently located, the car park can get very busy, and often full with city centre shoppers as well as our audiences. Allow plenty of time to park (especially if you're coming to a matinee!) and consider alternative car parks in Chichester. You can find all options at chichester.gov.uk/parking.
Parking for disabled patrons
If you have a Blue Badge you can park anywhere in Northgate Car Park free of charge. There are 8 non-reservable spaces close to the Theatre entrance. Visit Chichester District Council for other available car parks.
We have a 'drop off' area in front of the Theatres, which you can access from the Broyle Road entrance.
