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Dirty Work

Jessica Barton

Fri 24 Jul

About Dirty Work

Mary Floppins has cracked the sh*ts. 

Wipe the wee from the toilet seat and pick up your dirty undies, because The Perfect Nanny is back to teach all you little boys - and girls - a thing or two about running a prim and proper household. Hailed 'a rising star and quadruple threat' (Spy In The Stalls), Jessica Barton combines a spoonful of song, dance, clowning and deep-cleaning to present a skanky and empowering comedy debut that has garnered critical acclaim and sold-out audiences across the UK and Australia.

5 Stars

This show is an unequivocal 5 stars

A Youngish Perspective

5 Stars

Clowning raised to another level

One4Review

See it at The Nest before it heads to the Edinburgh Fringe 

In association with Underbelly


Directed by Dan Wye |Dramaturgy by Maria Telnikoff | Set Design by Rosie Nichs | Lighting Design by Sam Gherke


About the production

You'll find further guidance on content here; please be aware that by reading this, elements of the plot may be revealed. 

If you have questions or would like further information, drop us a line at hello@cft.org.uk

Content & themes

This production contains strobe/flashing lights, haze, strong language, audience participation and sexual references.

While we do our best to provide relevant info for audiences, shows in The Nest are often new or still in development and therefore content can change.


Prices & info

General admission | £10

Access tickets

Access tickets may be available for Access Members. Select the relevant Access tickets in the basket to receive your discount (where applicable). 

Prologue £5 tickets

£5 Prologue tickets may be available to Prologue members aged 16-30. Please note you will be required to bring ID with you to the event.

Groups

You can book up to ten tickets online. Want to book more? Email groups@cft.org.uk 

Only one reduction applies per ticket, and all discounts are subject to availability and at the discretion of the Box Office. ID may be required for certain discounts.

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Venue

The NestGeneral admission | £10
Age Guidance
Ages 16+
Running time
1 hour
Age Guidance
Ages 16+
Running time
1 hour
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Contact Details

Call: 01243 781312 Call: 01243 781312 Email: hello@cft.org.uk Email: hello@cft.org.uk
Chichester Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park, Chichester, PO19 6AP


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